Perfume Sales Associate Gifts

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"Have you got anything that smells of money?"

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Cut Price

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Have you no common scents?!'

Men's fragrances...

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"The antidote is $150."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"More concealer?"

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Your call is important to us...

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"