Perfume Salesman Mugs

"Why are you returning the 'Midnight Madness'?'"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Mister Pretty Shoes

Men's fragrances...

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

Excess

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"What pheromone are you using?"