Little Shopkeeper Gifts

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

SALE

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Stationery Shop

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

SupermarketAwful Market.

Child doing the washing up

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'Uh-oh.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'But what do you sell?'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

How much would you take off for cash?

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Down on Her.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Mom $50 Pop $35

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'