Little Shopkeeper Mugs

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

SALE

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Stationery Shop

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

SupermarketAwful Market.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Child doing the washing up

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Uh-oh.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Down on Her.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

'But what do you sell?'

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Mom $50 Pop $35

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

How much would you take off for cash?

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'