School Shopkeeper Mugs

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Cut Price

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

SALE

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stationery Shop

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

SupermarketAwful Market.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Uh-oh.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

School Days

How much would you take off for cash?

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Mom $50 Pop $35

'But what do you sell?'

Down on Her.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.