School Shopkeeper T-Shirts

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Cut Price

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

SALE

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stationery Shop

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"I'd say business was brisk."

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Uh-oh.'

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'But what do you sell?'

Down on Her.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

Mom $50 Pop $35

School Days

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

How much would you take off for cash?