School Supply Company Employee T-Shirts

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

School Days

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

'Take care'.

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

"There's definitely enough growing room."

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"Do trees poop?"

Campus. It seems logical that when cleaning the statue of the dental school founder we should remove plaque.

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

Local drives had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled.

'Hi! So you're the supply teacher? You're the lucky guy we'll be driving up the wall until the real teacher gets back from mat leave!'

Back to School Bucks.

"School starts in two weeks!"