School Supply Company Employee Mugs

Employee of school supply company in trouble for punching in late.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

School Days

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

'Does this pen come in another font?

'Take care'.

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Do trees poop?"

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'Michael?! Where's Michael?'

Local drives had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled.

'Hi! So you're the supply teacher? You're the lucky guy we'll be driving up the wall until the real teacher gets back from mat leave!'

"It's going to be an early fall. There's already a Back-To-School ad in the Farmers' Almanac!"

Back to School Bucks.

"School starts in two weeks!"

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.