Shop Keeper Mugs

"Just how slightly imperfect are they?"

Toga wearhouse.

"Of course it's improved. Check out the quality of the packaging graphics."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cut Price

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"I didn't spark joy."

SALE

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Pointing.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Stationery Shop

Bathroom Fairy

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Cook and her Maids

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"I'd say business was brisk."

TV and cleaner

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'