Shopkeeper's Friend Mugs

'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

SALE

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Stationery Shop

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

SupermarketAwful Market.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Uh-oh.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'But what do you sell?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

How much would you take off for cash?

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

Down on Her.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Mom $50 Pop $35

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'