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'Things must be bad, even she's struggling.'

SALE

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Stationery Shop

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'Uh-oh.'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'But what do you sell?'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Down on Her.

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Mom $50 Pop $35

How much would you take off for cash?

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'You did want him wrapped, didn't you?'

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'Death, where is thy Sting?'