Shopkeeper Humorist T-Shirts

"I'll say the old neighborhood has changed!!

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Sign Reform

Stationery Shop

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

"I'd say business was brisk."

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Uh-oh.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Mom $50 Pop $35

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Down on Her.

'But what do you sell?'

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Death, where is thy Sting?'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier