Shopkeeper Humorist Gifts

"I'll say the old neighborhood has changed!!

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Stationery Shop

"I'd say business was brisk."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Buy two pounds and I'll throw in the sword.'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Uh-oh.'

Mom $50 Pop $35

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'But what do you sell?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Down on Her.

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Marketing - Learn from customers' buying patterns...

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Books: Closed Down Due To Exasperation.

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier