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Grocery Store Humorist Gifts
Searching for a gift that celebrates the humorous side of grocery shopping? Our grocery store humorist collection offers funny, creative products that food enthusiasts will adore. Whether it’s for a friend who loves culinary quirks or a family member who can’t resist a good food pun, these items add a sprinkle of fun to everyday shopping adventures.
"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."
New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.
'Sorry Ma'am, we do not sell fresh produce, only frozen...'
'It's all contaminated with horse meat. Remove them from sale and send them to the glue factory.'
'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?
"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."
"These new self-service tills will certainly cut our staff bills."
"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."
Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.
'The stuff legends are made of'
'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'
Low income vampires.
'Yes?'
Self Checkout
That was 16 items.
"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."
'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'
'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'
"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."
Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.
Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.
"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."
'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'
'This could be a new record!'
'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'
Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.
Animal Crackers. All the animals in this box are dinosaurs! Better check the expiration date!
Hand baskets only lane in hell.
Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.
Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.
Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.
The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'
He doesn't look sorry!
Greengrocer selling rotten fruit for a political rally.
Grocery Store Humorist Gifts Collection
Grocery Store Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of grocery store humorist mugs—perfect for adding a fun twist to your coffee or tea time with witty food sayings.
Grocery Store Humorist Pillows
Check out our grocery store humorist pillows—comfort meets comedy in these amusing home accents for food lovers.
Grocery Store Humorist Prints
Browse our grocery store humorist prints—bring humor and personality to your kitchen walls with clever food-inspired artwork.
Grocery Store Humorist T-Shirts
Discover our grocery store humorist t-shirts—fun, fashionable, and full of clever food-related humor perfect for casual wear or gift-giving.