Grocery Store Humorists Gifts

Looking for a gift for the grocery store humorist in your life? Explore our collection of witty and funny products that playfully highlight the comical side of supermarket shopping. Ideal for anyone who finds humor in everyday routines, our curated selection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints will make their shopping trips more entertaining and memorable.

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Potted meats section.

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Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can. mockup

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

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'The stuff legends are made of'

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'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!' mockup

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

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Low income vampires.

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Free Range / Deranged

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Self Checkout

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That was 16 items.

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"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish." mockup

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

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'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.' mockup

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

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New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta. mockup

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

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'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you' mockup

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

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"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'." mockup

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

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Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea. mockup

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

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Hand baskets only lane in hell.

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'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,' mockup

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

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"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..." mockup

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

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'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?' mockup

'Well isn't it ironic that we come all this way for fresh meat, and only stuff we find is deep-frozen?'

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'This could be a new record!'

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Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog. mockup

Woman in frozen food isle see a sign: TV Dinners over a case, the dinners are marked CABLE, Dish, Analog.

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Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet. mockup

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

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Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you. mockup

Foods that are bad for you. Foods that are really bad for you.

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Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli. mockup

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

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"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead." mockup

"Head office told our boss to speed up the checkout process...but he misinterpreted and sped up the conveyor belt instead."

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Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse. mockup

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

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The Shopped Elsewhere: 'They take their loyalty card scheme very seriously at this supermarket.'

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'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else? mockup

'One case of body wash. Will there be anything else?

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'Unexpected item in bagging area!' mockup

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

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Greengrocer selling rotten fruit for a political rally.

Greengrocer selling rotten fruit for a political rally. mockup

Greengrocer selling rotten fruit for a political rally.

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'Are you over 18 stone?'

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"Do you sell 'food'?"

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"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart." mockup

"Hey, wait - I think we're supposed to put stuff in a cart."

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"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again." mockup

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

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"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer." mockup

"I never use the Express Lane. I like to keep my money a little longer."

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Grocery Store Humorists Gifts Collection

Grocery Store Humorists Mugs

Explore our collection of grocery store humorist mugs for funny, relatable designs that brighten up coffee breaks and mornings.

Grocery Store Humorists Pillows

Add some fun to any space with pillows featuring witty grocery store humor—comfortable, amusing, and uniquely personal.

Grocery Store Humorists Prints

Brighten up their walls with prints that capture the humor of shopping—ideal for adding a playful touch to any room.

Grocery Store Humorists T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate grocery humor—perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh while shopping or relaxing at home.