Shopper's Sidekick Mugs

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Everything's gone up."

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Fashion Mistake.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Complex Carbs

Had a Moonlight Madness Sale During an Eclipse.

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Discount Shopping.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."