Shopper With A Twist Mugs

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"My consumer confidence has been replaced with consumer sarcasm."

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

Body Wash/Hog Wash.

"Do you have these in extra medium?"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer