Shopper With A Smile Mugs

Greetings!

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Trying on boots

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

Thong World.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

'Hi, yourself.'

'SHOP!!!'

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

Supermarket trolley repairs

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

"Tag sale next door!"

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

Breakages must be paid for

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Tallit barcode

'I was going to buy myself a new outfit today, but I'm meeting pockets of resistance.'

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"

'We'd rather not let you withdraw any money, Mrs Everhart - our computer thinks you'd just waste it.'