Shopper With A Smile Pillows

Greetings!

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Trying on boots

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Thong World.

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

'SHOP!!!'

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'Hi, yourself.'

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

Supermarket trolley repairs

"Tag sale next door!"

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

Breakages must be paid for

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'We'd rather not let you withdraw any money, Mrs Everhart - our computer thinks you'd just waste it.'

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"

Directions.

Buying expensive, impractical shoes may help to relieve depression.

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