Shopper's Delight Pillows

Packaging literally grabbing the attention of shopper

Trying on boots

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'He's busy right now, sweating out a risky trade. Can he call you back?'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Ladies Lingerie.

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

'SHOP!!!'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'You shop we drop.'

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

"If it's any consolation, spending all that money shopping made me feel a lot better."

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

"Tag sale next door!"

'I guess it was inevitable.'

Directions.

Ahh, excellent! I've finally found a tie that matches my eyes!