Shopper's Delight Pillows

Packaging literally grabbing the attention of shopper

Trying on boots

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'He's busy right now, sweating out a risky trade. Can he call you back?'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'SHOP!!!'

Ladies Lingerie.

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'

'You shop we drop.'

"Tag sale next door!"

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

Directions.

Buying expensive, impractical shoes may help to relieve depression.

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"

Ahh, excellent! I've finally found a tie that matches my eyes!

'If you're going shopping, collect some taxes on the way back.'