Unconventional Shopper Mugs

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Jungle Stores.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Jumble Sale

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Does it come with magnets?"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

It was an impulse buy.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Shopping Torture

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

Budget cure