Awkward Shopper Mugs

Drugstore signs - 'really gross stuff...'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Down on Her.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Jumble Sale

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Cash Rebate

Shoppers of Mystery.

Budget cure

"Another impulse purchase?"

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Just the fresh chicken.'

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