Awkward Shopper T-Shirts

Drugstore signs - 'really gross stuff...'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Please enter your pin now.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Jumble Sale

Down on Her.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Cash Rebate

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

'Just the fresh chicken.'

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Budget cure

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'