Shopping Avoider T-Shirts

Men's wear, guy hiding under rack.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Smart card.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Down on Her.

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I've been window-shopping..."

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

Buffet - now glutton free.

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

Why men hate shopping.

End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

Coming soon: The Garden of Eden Shopping Center.

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

10 items or less queue. (Woman has thrown eggs onto floor).

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"