Sales Avoiders T-Shirts

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"I've finally reached the age when the advertising people leave me alone!"

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

Introducing the 1040 - F.I.* Form (*The tax return for the financially incompetent.)

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

Hiding from unwanted visitors.

'At least you know exactly where you stand with a dealer like Bob.'

'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'

'Mine's the same, Bert - d'you suppose the Sales are on?'

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

"Go Boxing Day shopping if you want...you couldn't drag me to that mall today!"

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"Final demand! Does that mean they'll stop pestering us?"

"Row faster, Manny- I just spotted my ex."

"With my tech skills, I just feel my talents would be wasted on mundane tasks like taking out the trash, cutting the grass and cleaning my room."