Sales Avoiders Gifts

Are you searching for a thoughtful present for someone who prefers to sidestep sales pitches? Our collection offers humorous and clever items that appreciate their ability to resist sales tricks, making it fun and personal. Whether for a friend, colleague, or family member who values their independence and laughs at sales tactics, these gifts add a lighthearted touch to their life. Explore our selection of amusing mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to celebrate their sales avoidant spirit in a cheerful and engaging way.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales." mockup

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

from $19.00

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

from $19.00

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family." mockup

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

from $19.00

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship." mockup

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

from $19.00

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there." mockup

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

from $19.00

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park." mockup

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

from $19.00

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells. mockup

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

from $19.00

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie." mockup

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

from $19.00

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.' mockup

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

from $19.00

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?" mockup

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

from $19.00

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!" mockup

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

from $19.00

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

from $19.00

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

from $19.00

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill." mockup

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

from $19.00

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

from $19.00

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!' mockup

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

from $19.00

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

from $19.00