Bill Avoiders Gifts

'I suddenly feel car sick. The annual insurance bill has just arrived.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

I am billing, therefore I am.

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'How To Say No To Sales People'.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

'My last book did not have a happy ending. I had to pay a fine.'

'I claim Sanctuary!'

"Final demand! Does that mean they'll stop pestering us?"

Island Rent Due.

'I have a terrible fear of paying bills.'