Vet Bill Avoider Gifts

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"My pets found out they were adopted."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Now turn your head and bark."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"He's very persuasive ... "