Dog Avoider Gifts

"Someplace with no dogs."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Crowded Ice Fishing

No Soliciting

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

A Change of Scene.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

"Gah! Too many people!"

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

"Boy o boy, that's not good: The hunters don't even want to negotiate..."

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

Worm running away from hook.

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Mountaineer finds a computer at the top of the mountain.