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"Someplace with no dogs."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

No Soliciting

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

A Change of Scene.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

An angry group of Rhinoceros have finally found the Poachers responsible for cutting off their horns.

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

Bug: A Fingerplay to Promote Empathy with the Differently Evolved

'What are your feelings on the use of dolphins in warzones?'...

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

Why the "Man's Best Friend" thing is a total fraud.

"Gah! Too many people!"

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Boy o boy, that's not good: The hunters don't even want to negotiate..."

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

Worm running away from hook.

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Not in the mood for human interaction line