'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'
Cat Avoider T-Shirts
Explore fun t-shirts for cat avoiders that humorously highlight their love for personal space. Comfortable and clever, these shirts make a perfect gift for anyone who prefers cats from afar.
'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'
'Look on the bright side, we're surrounded by water: We're safe from cats...'
"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."
What does aloof mean?
Cat with Lion reflection in mirror
'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'
"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"
"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."
Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.
'Well, back to the old drawing board.'
"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."
"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."
The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.
"Slippery, huh?"
'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'
Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.
Catroom.
'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'
'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'
"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."
"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"
Cat in a Christmas tree.
"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."
Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...
"I love every single one of these."
"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"
"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."
Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...
"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."
The Invention of Bagpipes
'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'
The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.
'Pack your things we're moving.'
Canary Heaven...
Cat Avoider T-Shirts Collection
Cat Avoider Mugs
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Cat Avoider Pillows
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Cat Avoider Prints
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