Bug Avoider Gifts

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Woman afraid of a snail.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Insect extinction

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Bees v Wasps

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Flies up the ante!

'D'you have any salt?'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Damn floral activists."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

At a pine beetle concert.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"The science of how bumblebees fly is still being sorted out. Thankfully, I can rely on my instinct..."

Slipstream

"Can't believe it! My mum's bought tickets to the Flea Circus!"