Bug Fixer Gifts

Cyber disease.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

Bees v Wasps

Computer operator welding machine.

Flies up the ante!

'D'you have any salt?'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

At a pine beetle concert.

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"The science of how bumblebees fly is still being sorted out. Thankfully, I can rely on my instinct..."

Slipstream

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Can't believe it! My mum's bought tickets to the Flea Circus!"