Bug Fixer Pillows

Cyber disease.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

Bees v Wasps

Computer operator welding machine.

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'D'you have any salt?'

Flies up the ante!

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

At a pine beetle concert.

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

Slipstream

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.