Glitch Fixer Pillows

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

Lazy plumber.

Computer operator welding machine.

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Uh-oh, another Earthlings computer glitch!'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Cyber disease.

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Kick the machine"

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

'Try rebooting.'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'Thus the big party.'

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

"You get ten vacation days, three personal days and two technical-difficulties days."

'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"