Gadget Fixer Pillows

Computer operator welding machine.

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

Welcome back students.

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Planet Of The Apps.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Better Living Through Technology

"I am fully functional again!"

Son? We need to talk about inappropriate life choices. I was joking. I'm not going to be an investment banker. Great! I'd hate to see you waste your talents. There are plenty of other jobs. Like the fixer who disappears famous athletes' awkward e-mails. You'll always be employed.

Cyber disease.

"You fix it by buying a new one."

'Try rebooting.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'Hey, dad...Maybe you can't play your stuff on the new CD player because it already has an integrated anti fuddy-duddy shield!'

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

"Let me through! I'm admin!"

'Pacifiers away please, I'd like to start the meeting,' says the chairman.

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

Technology continues to improve communication.

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

There goes my climbing tree stand climbing stand climbing without me again.

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

Boss, someone called The Fixer is here to see you. Excellent. Go out and tell him I want him to teach you everything he knows. I don't see why I should have to keep paying him when I've got my very own minion. Pay extra attention to the issue vague threats to shut down lawsuits part. If he asks why I didn't fire him myself, you tell him I've moved to Botswana. Very bad man.