Fixer Pillows

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

"This Michael Cohen is giving fixers a bad name."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Waiting for Pants

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"Kick the machine"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

Marriage counselor clients: 'Always right,,,never wrong'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

'You've done a fine job throwing money at problems, Senator, but I think it's time to bring in a reliever.'

''Getting them by the short and curlies' could be one solution to the financial problem, Mrs...'

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

"The problem with our marriage is that we can't afford marriage counselling."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

11 Ways To Avoid Chapter 11.