Design Flaw Fixer Gifts

Lotion-bottle manufacturer's meeting

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Waiting for Pants

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Cyber disease.

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'Try rebooting.'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"Make it flimsier and even more infuriating."

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

"I had to improvise"

'Is it true the building's sinking?'

'If we happen to experience deja vu, let's make sure we do some things differently.'

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"I told you we should have gotten the ‘up’ stairs."

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

"This new phone you've designed...it doesn't make calls!"

"If you want proof that your email is working again, then you can read all the spam you just received."

Stitches.

"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.