Design Flaw Critics Gifts

"Make it flimsier and even more infuriating."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

A cock up of builders

Bad Office Planning

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Bob's a tool belt."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

"First the open floor plan, now this."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'WHO is the architect here?'

"In my day we had trimphones."

"Your problem seems to stem from an appalling lack of design sense."

'Is it true the building's sinking?'

"I told you we should have gotten the ‘up’ stairs."

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

Weapons of mass distractions

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

Armchair Critics.

Hmm...not sure about the granny annex...

"I shouldn't have spent so much on the fake rock. It makes the house look cheap."

"This new phone you've designed...it doesn't make calls!"

'This model comes in these four colours.2

"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."

"It appears the ark was designed with no bathroom."