Design Flaw Fanatic Gifts

"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

A cock up of builders

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

The Bland Leading the Bland

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"You might consider new socks as well."

Caution Fragile

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

"Make it flimsier and even more infuriating."

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

"Sorry, sir, but we have a strict dress code."

'Is it true the building's sinking?'

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

"The reconstructive surgery went smoothly but I still get terrible headaches!"

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

"Dad."

"That's not 'smart casual'."

"I told you we should have gotten the ‘up’ stairs."

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."