Furniture Fail Fanatic Gifts

"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Man's best friends."

"Get... a-nother room!"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Den Furniture

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

The Eclectic Chair

IKEA Book

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

Bed Fellow

Introverted Chair

Futons/Futoffs