Furniture Fail Fanatic Gifts

"Man's best friends."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Den Furniture

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Futons/Futoffs

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Introverted Chair

Bed Fellow

The Eclectic Chair