Furniture Frustration Aware Gifts

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Broken since March

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

The Eclectic Chair

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Memory Foam Mattress.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Budget Recliner

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Dancing with the liquidators."

Reproduction Furniture

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

PsIkeatrist.

Angry tennis player.

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

"These instructions are useless. Keep up the good work."

New Listings From Frustration House.

"Do you have any caffeine free coffee tables?"

"I forget now, but one of these buttons opens the chair back to full recline."

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."