Furniture Frustration Aware Pillows

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"The couch hates me Jane!"

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'Of course I'd never fire you, Nelson. You've been working here for such a long time, you've become part of the furmiture!'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Broken since March

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

The Eclectic Chair

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Memory Foam Mattress.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Budget Recliner

PsIkeatrist.

Angry tennis player.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Dancing with the liquidators."

Reproduction Furniture

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

New Listings From Frustration House.

"Do you have any caffeine free coffee tables?"

"Do you know what DFS stands for? Designed for Scratching."

"OK, I'll let you in, but remember: If you scratch it, you buy it!"