Furniture Frustration Fan Pillows

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

The water desk

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"We're out of flowers."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Access Denied!

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

The Booger.

Businessman needs a cuddle.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket