Packaging Frustration Fan Pillows

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Packaging Russian Dolls

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

French Animal Noises.

Sign: 'Gerrards Cross - Owens Volley'.

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

Chair massages.

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

'Well, yes, the fine print is in Arabic, but it's a wonderful language.'

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

"Guess what I say today!!"

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"Sorry about the expletive."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

Struggling with unwilling computers.

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

Why Leave Home?

He's off with a hernia - he picked up his annual bonus.

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

'Use the delivery entrance.'

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

"Well, so much for Jamison's celebrated air of amused detachment."