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"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Leonard Dilwacker, self-professed football expert who was cut from his Jr. High Team, fires off another death threat to the Michigan kicker whose mistake resulted in a last-second loss...

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Broken since March

Access Denied!

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"It's not what you think."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

A military officer daydreams

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Use Next Window.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"Sorry about the expletive."