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"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

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Broken since March

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"It's not what you think."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

A military officer daydreams

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Use Next Window.

"If I hear one more buzz I will pull this car over!"

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

New Listings From Frustration House.

"Sorry about the expletive."

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"