Frustration Release Fan Pillows

'Get this. He's an anger-management consultant.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Access Denied!

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Broken since March

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

Moanathon.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

Use Next Window.

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Angry tennis player.

New Listings From Frustration House.

Sorry, this game is not available in your area

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"Sorry about the expletive."

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'