Frustration Expresser Pillows

'Hello, how can I offend you?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"This new system is too complex...pass it on."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Broken since March

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

Moanathon.

Music Quiz

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Angry tennis player.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

"Sorry about the expletive."

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."

'It's called 'Frustration'.'