Frustration Collector Pillows

Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Broken since March

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"My mouse is running from me. Apparently, he's tired of me slamming him down when I get frustrated with my computer. I even apologised."

Moanathon.

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"The instructions must be hard to understand, because along with the number to customer service, it also has a number to an anger management counselor."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Angry tennis player.

New Listings From Frustration House.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

"Sorry about the expletive."

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

"In twenty-five expletives or less, what sort of day did you have?"

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."