Frustration Expressor Pillows

Moanathon.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"Appointments. Disappointments."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Broken since March

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"This isn't his audition...he's telling us about being an actor."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Desktop Print Hell: '...an eternity of different printers and no windows driver...'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Angry tennis player.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

New Listings From Frustration House.

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

The Hold Dance

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"Sorry about the expletive."

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

"In twenty-five expletives or less, what sort of day did you have?"

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'